Pope Says Condoms Increase the Problem of AIDS

You heard it right.  The same guy who brought us such gems as the 10 commandments of driving, the realization that unless you are a Catholic, you do not belong to a real church and modified the Good Friday prayer to include the conversion of Jews to Christianity now say "Condoms are bad, mkay." (apologies to Mr. Mackey)

I have to love Jon Stewart's response.  None other is needed.  "The pope went on to say that smoking curses cancer, and that if you are looking for a quick morning pick me up, try heroin." 

Sometimes stories write themselves.